A compilation of all the awful dating profiles I get from dating sites, plus plenty of snarky comments. It's the best of the worst -- and precisely why I'm single.
I'm a just-turned-60 single woman still looking for Mr. Right. I divorced Mr. Wrong and Mr. What-Was-I-Thinking?, but haven't even come across a Mr. OK since then, so I turned to (pause for dramatic effect) internet dating.
Until then, I had just assumed the world was filled with normal people, and that the occasional freaks only showed up on Big Brother and Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab. Not so. Every week I get new matches, and every week, well --- here you go.