Rose-colored glasses

I get that guys want girls who like the same things they do -- heck, I'm looking for a golfer, can't imagine being in a relationship with a man who doesn't play golf. But what is with all the Faux-kley bug-eye sunglasses? They look like flight goggles, and I don't mean that in a Top Gun kind of way.

Notice that Potential Suitor #1's photo is taken in his family room, the need for shades apparently warranted by the bright flash of the self portrait.




I can't figure out where in the hell PS #2's photo

was taken, but it looks like he's under something that involves steel beams and welding. Maybe that explains the glasses. Notice, too, that the mandanna, facial hair and suspenders are all carefully color-coordinated.