Friday, June 26, 2009

Disembodied

I somehow did not get the memo about including the camera in the picture. But the thing that worries me most about this picture is the whole floating head and hand thing. I'm thinking I do not want to go through life the way Cosmo Topper did with fun, chatty, ethereal folks showing up just over my shoulder at random times.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Yikes!

Is it just me, or does this guy scare the bejeezus out of you, too?
I mean, is that the kind of "I Love Life" picture you want to post to attract women? Holy hell. I'm afraid he'd burn a hole through my head if he stared at me too long.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Hat trick

What is the deal with the "mandannas" everywhere? And with the closely related "don't rags" -- who thinks these look good on a guy? Anybody?



I honestly don't know what's going on with men's headwear for grownups these days. I like a ball cap or a visor if you've got the head/hair for it. Not a fan of the flat bills, Corona straws or trucker hats -- but "kids" can work them.



Somebody should tell this guy skull caps are cool -- if you're under 24.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Candid Camera


His self description:
"soulfull (sic) caveman seeks evolutionary relationship."
Apparently he feels cavemen placed cameras
(which I firmly believe weren't yet invented) atop their heads. Is he an early evolver?