Sunday, September 19, 2010

'Old looking women' need not apply

OK, back again with some choice pix to share in another post, but the first thing I want to share is this great profile information from one of the online dating services, copied here verbatim. They thought he might be a good match for me:

iam selfemployed i have a 13yr daughter, she lives with her mom iam in pretty good shape i have brown hair and green eyes and weight 186 and 5'10 tall, and try to eat right and stay in good shape, i like to play pool and fish, and i do watch some sports, and i so drink beer when i play pool, ok i dont smoke i do like country music and i dont like fat women or old looking women,

Hmm. He ended with a comma, so I'm sure that means he had plenty more to say -- and I'm waiting breathlessly to hear it! But alas, no photo was included. Yet somehow, a mental picture came up easily.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Certainly, Mrs. Cleaver!

"Why, good morning, Mrs. Cleaver. I hope you don't mind if I say that you look especially lovely in that dress."

77 Sunset Strip

Remember my post about George Michael? I forgot to tell you that Ed  "Kookie" Byrnes is a fan of mine, too.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Warm and fuzzy

I can't figure it out. Why do you think these guys posted a picture with a huge furry thing? Only think I can think of is that they were just feeling warm and fuzzy after the Olympics, with its plethora of lame mascots.

Thankfully, it looks like both the pictures were taken in public places -- which tells you at least that they don't have these things in their homes. As if.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Scooby-Doo

Dating sites do recommend that you post a "casual" photo of yourself so that the opposite sex can see you in real life situations. So what situation is this -- the blonde version of Jersey Shore in scuba gear? Can't get much more casual than this. Thanks, too, for the loose legs on the shorts and the casual way the gear accentuates your man-boobs. 

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

I Just Can't Stop

Well, it's been a while since I've blogged here. It's not from a lack of suitable candidates -- more like I was overwhelmed. And frankly, choosing just the right fella takes time.

Recently, though, the what-the-hell provoking number of guys the dating sites think would be perfect for me has amped up, and it's my pleasure to share them with you.
So you tell me -- is this guy serious about hunting for a girlfriend? I think so!