The Grinch

Doesn't this photo make you wanna call this guy up RIGHT NOW because he looks like he's having so much fun? Check it out -- his undershirt (eeewww) is soaked with sweat -- so maybe he's been playing Dance Dance Revolution. 

Cap'n Jack Sparrow

Really? Seriously, really? What guy in their right mind would think that posting a photo like this on a dating site is a good idea? Maybe he's hoping Keira Knightly or Penelope Cruz is up late at night "looking for a long term relationship." Aaarrgggh.